Everyone has an annoying neighbor, you don't like them, they don't like you, you both agree on that, everyone lives happily ever after. Right ? ... WRONG ! That only works if you have one annoying neighbor, it's a whole different scenario with an annoying neighborhood.
This is not something I've put any thought to this really, it's just the large number of little incidents that accumulated over the years that got me to this thinking. You might think to yourself what might trigger one into outbursting on his neighbors like that ? .. Answer ? THE STUPID FUCKING NEIGHBORS KIDS AND THEIR NEW 'OLD' SWING.
I will seriously kill them, I have a physics term final tomorrow and I actually tried (happens once in a blue moon) to study optionally before I have to study for it -you know, a couple of hours before the exam- and what do I get in return ? A stupid 9 year old moron that just discovered how much fun it is to play with an old rusty swing. It's like trying to listen to a donkey screaming hee-haws at the top of his lungs because it's being tortured by James Blunt music. Even worse, James Blunt LIVE music.
My Neighborhood, house highlighted Please don't stalk me, please. Taken through Google Earth
It's traditional for an Omani family to have a rifle gun inside a household, usually, which is only used to fire celebratory rounds in occasions such as Eid, rarely in the capital and more towards the interior, for once, I'll put that rifle to use and shoot the bloody kid and his bloody parents for giving him an old swing.
Why are you judging your whole neighborhood because of what one little kid did ? Because it doesn't get any better, maybe it's not a swing or whatever, but I've never been in good terms with any of my neighbors. All the kids my age are morons, and I see who they take after, their parents. Imagine this scenario : Neighbor's mother (who happens to be a teacher) visits my mother, ti3gib goes out of his room and runs into neighbor's mother, "Why aren't you studying, Ti3gib ?", Ti3gib : "Uh ..". Ti3gib really thinking : None of your fucking business bitch, if you're so concerned about people, why don't you teach your kid to knock the door or ring the bell before he let's us all know how much of an unbehaved bastard he is, the hard way, huh bitch ? .. Yeah thought so ..... I only wish
The last 'big' thing I remember of, is this. Since my room has an flashy orange color, the roof hawks, just can't stop looking in and seeing what's worth looking at. Stop looking into my room you fucking pervs. I can't just close the curtain, they look in through the 'light' window. That's nothing compared to the fact that the roof hawks opposite to the other window are GIRLS.
If it weren't for my only 3-years-older than me super-cool friend. I would've blown this whole place apart. Lucky for them. The rest are the reason misanthropy exists, and more reason why I should be a misanthropist.
;By tomboy, at
January 27, 2007 3:35 PM
gchill yababa chill. we all got annoying gits, we have indian neighbors on the appartment above us who drum everyday, night and day. so its not that bad.
;By Phat, at
January 27, 2007 5:05 PM
gBogus and Fay must be a part of the progress or must have suffered the same, ha.. I remember me claiming balls war in our former house.. because some stupid kids used to throw stuff.. so simply.. went to the roof threw some water balloons .. sometimes when I don't have balloons I just hide and scream and they just run and never come for two weeks.
oh neighbors are so much fun! you get to play water balloons war with them, run around the house and annoy them coz their oldest son was so damn cute! A so damn cute daughter in your case..
like how we did to our poor neighbors in Holland..poor family! They were farmers and had to wake up at 6 a.m :p the poor man ended up moving for a few weeks till we left lol.
you can also call the police on them and have fights with them in front of the whole neighborhood..until your other second cousin who by accident lives 5 blocks away and is a policeman! comes and try to cool it down.. cooloio! especially if your neighbors were your second cousins and your childhood best friends!
well, not really. but who cares really? screw all human kind! If your not honored to be annoyed by ur neighbors u’ll be annoyed by someone else! Chill!
but to be honest? I used to LOVE playing with a rusty swing.. the music! I’m 100% serious! its so much fun when you are the one doing so..i agree though that if it was a blue moon :p and you were studying then it might be a bit of a pain :p