One, throughout the reading one does in one's day, is bound to fall upon a piece of writing that would most be suitable for ass-wiping. One is a moron and doesn't usually say anything about it, but I will. We're gonna categorize it "Things That Suck Cock" (Not right now, because this layout needs immense work which I don't have time for ..)
The summer is supposedly over, but since I'm bumming around doing nothing (WOHOO !) I feel compelled every once in a while (Okay Quite Often. Okay A Lot. Jesus, ALL THE TIME OKAY ?) to practice my link clicking skills.
Despite my continues practicing, I still find it hard to score and instead I'm usually transfered to either a Kuwaiti, Bahraini, Saudi Arabian or Food Blogger (Food Bloggers often have Kuwait Bloggers, Bahraini Bloggers or Saudi Arabian Bloggers as part of their ingredients), and within the ramblings of these people, one (I thought we stopped talking in one, because one's a moron?) gets a pretty decent set of reasons of why KBSA (Kuwaiti + Bahraini + Saudi Arabian = كبسة) should suck cock. Here are some of mine.
Kuwaiti Bloggers :-Well .. I think this one's quite obvious. Kuwaiti Bloggers should suck cock because that's what you do to someone who talks shit too much. You stuff something in and hope they'd continually gag themselves to death (Oh how sad, let's draw on their faces).
No really. These people have an extreme EXTREME case of lack of mental stimulation, and everything about their lives is sensual (as in senses -I saw, I heard, I want- not like two ladies groping each other kind of sensual). I've never ever came upon anyone that discusses a economicsociopolitical aspect about the everyday life in Kuwait. That unless you count "We're out of orange juice I'll send Peter and Suzie in the limo to get me some and spoon feed it to me" a dire of apocalyptic proportions.
There's something else that I've noticed. They just LOVE to do reviews. I swear if you look hard enough you can find some Kuwaiti fucktard that wrote a review on a pencil sharpener he just bought, but since they're Kuwaiti and all it would be a 150$ sharpener with like ... an LCD screen and an iPod Dock (I have no idea why). Real Kuwaiti Style.
You see, Kuwaiti people remind me of post-jail Paris Hilton. In two ways. One being the fact the think the rest of world give two shits worth of caring what time they woke up, the kind of toothpaste that they used (which they have a review on somewhere), the time they got out, where they went, what they did there, who they did whatever they did there with, what whoever they did whatever they did there with was wearing, what time they plan to finish and what time they really finished, the time they go to take a dunp, the time they finished taking a dump, and a review of the dump itself (usually with a picture and a five star scale) etc etc etc. The second that Kuwaiti people remind me of Paris Hilton is that they never wear underwear.
I'm pretty certain, because I'm yet to read a review on underwear. I'm not kidding, I
googled it and in the first few pages there are no results to a review.
I'll go have dinner and do Bahrain later.
