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I'm Officially Pleased To Officially Announce ..
By TI3GIB @
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
that I'm officially pissed the fuck off.
It would not be a surprise to hear from anyone how unpleasant any given morning commute is. It being an uncomfortable requisite is inevitable. It's agreed upon. That deal is sealed. No longer in the building. Ok, you get the pretty picture.
However, how uncomfortable it can get, is questionable. How many shades of black there really are yet to be known, for Alicia Keys black is no Beyonce black. Morgan Freeman black is no Kobe black. Driving in the morning commute, introduces you to a whole new level of blackness. In which darkness itself begs you to cut the Al Gore shit.
I really honestly don't get bothered that much by the wait, and the traffic. Some days, it's worse than the others, but in other days, you want to kick back and enjoy some radio. What does bother me though, is all the assholes that think we're all enjoying ourselves "hangin' out" in the line, that it would make it absolutely alright for them to cut in. That it's not like we're trying to get anywhere really, we just think it's cool to form a traffic congestion in which we breathe in each other's exhausts, pick our noses and be late for our affairs.
As opposed to them of course, who have matters of utmost importance. Kids to drop, business to attend to, money to Make, and people to meet. Matters that can't, and will not wait. Not in a ridiculously long of passive insignificant losers honking at each other.
I've seen my fair share of ignorant stupid self-absorbed people, but it's these people I hate more than anything. People who have no respect for anyone or anything. Not even the law. Especially not the law. The thought of them laughing in everyone's faces as they overtake everyone from the wrong side of the road (or worse, from the right side) has to be orgasmic. That overtake, and the laugh that comes with, has to be the highlight of their days. The only thing to make them feel good about the wifey problems, the mountains of debts and the noisy kids in the back seat.
Well, you'll see, my friend. It's not karma that blows, it's you that will blow karma. I just felt like I had to vent out a little, and so I did. Now let's get to the practical part. DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU. The might try to scare you by getting really close and not stopping to make you think that you'd bump into them if you don't hit the brakes. DON'T FUCKING HIT THE BRAKES. Stick as close as possible to the car in front of you and take their breathing spaces, breach into their comfort zone. .. and my personal favorite. Honk your horn. Honk your horn excessively long like your life depends on it.
The drivers asshole list is getting longer each and everyday, and so I thought it would be a great idea to make record of it. Officiliaze the assholes list, and I'll launch it with my favorite asshole of the day, today in the next post.
We need to start a seperate blog just for this. Seriously.
;By TI3GIB, at
November 07, 2007 2:16 PM
gSuburban I know ! UAE Media has taken a similar approach and everyday they put radar pictures (with plate numbers) and put them under a "Potential Killers" heading.