Name : Mohammed

Age : 17

About : Free. Spam. Sex. Penis Enlargement. Online Dating. Webcams. XXX. Make Money Now. Join Adult Group. Please Update Your Credit Card Information. Free iTunes Downloads. Welcome To The Junkbox


g Ti3gib's Guide To Dating Khaeegi Girls
g Maybe Da2et Fi Wishoh ?
g What A Wonderful World ...
g This Blog Needs Purpose
g First YouTube Video
g Nice Hair. Extra Nice.
g Things To Watch Only At 2:00 AM With an Exam the Next Day
g OMFG
g I'm Hardcore
g Internet-preneurs ?


 

       
                        Free shoutbox @ ShoutMix


 

g January 2006
g October 2006
g November 2006
g December 2006
g January 2007
g February 2007
g March 2007
g April 2007
g May 2007
g June 2007
g July 2007
g August 2007
g September 2007
g October 2007
g November 2007
g December 2007
g January 2008
g February 2008
g March 2008
g April 2008
g May 2008
g June 2008
g July 2008
g August 2008
g September 2008
g December 2008
g January 2009
g February 2009
g March 2009

 

 

g Bogus

g NezitiC [x]

g PizzaQueen

g Rossonero

g Nella

g Arabian Prince

g Snooky

g NaBHaN

g Absomaniac

g The Muscati's

g NightFace
g Human's Mechanic
g Phat
g Fast Hacking
g Frozen Echo (M987)
g Fatamoo

g Oblivious
g Silent Waves
g Amjad
g مال الحنافش

 

 


; Internet
g
Wikipedia
g Blogger (Blogspot)
g Gmail
g Google
g IMDb
g Babel Fish
g YouTube
g Live365 Internet Radio
g Odeo
g 4Shared Hosting

; Forums
g
سبلة العرب
g سبلة عمان
g OmanForum
g English Sabla Forum
g OmanServ Forum

; Blogging & Special Blogs
g
Saudi Blog Aggregator
g Bloggers4Oman
g المدونات العمانية
g Ahmed Al-Najad

; News
g
QJ Network
g Engadget
g Joystiq
g Autoblog
g TheWeek
g Digital Photography Review

; Internet Shows
g
The Hotspot Podcast Show
g The Liquid Generation Show Podcast
g The 1UP Show Video Podcast
g PurePwnage

; بالعربي ...
g
منتديات موقع الألعاب العربي
g منتديات جيم ماستر للألعاب
g منتديات المشاغب
g منتديات نقاش الحب

 

 

g Comedy
g Funny
g Music
g Comedy
g Rants
g Gaming
g Life
g Me
g Technology
g Oman
g Blog(s)

g Movies
g TV
g Analysis
g Just Pisses Me Off

g Photography

g Internet


 






 

=================

None of the material in this blog is copyrighted
Intellectual theft strongly welcomed

Artwork and Layout : TI3GIB
Image Courtesy : MXPX - Before Everything Cover
This blog is best viewed on Internet Explorer 7 or Firefox 2

@ 1024X768 Resolution.

First Launched at : January 5th, 2007
=================

   

The Only Way Oman Will Win Khaleeji 19
By TI3GIB @ Thursday, April 24, 2008
[2 Comments][Permalink]

In the last two Khaleeji tournaments, Oman reached the final match and lost in both occasions to the host. Supporters claim that the winning-host theory along with the reached-final one, we have a greater chance than ever to, for the first time ever, win something.

However, with the humiliating display the national team put in their last matches, I have strong doubts of that happening. I am not here to thwart that possibility crushing our dreams, but I'm here to offer not only a fail-safe solution but the only way for us to fulfill that dream.

I have embeded a video that will best explain what I have in mind. Please observe the little boy wearing the blue outfit, we will be calling him Hassan, and he'll be representing the rival team. We'll also be calling the boy in the brown-ish dishdasha Ahmed, and he'll be our national team. I want you to closely observe what happens.



You can, at the beggining of the video from 0:00 to 0:12 see the superior playing skills of the rival player. He plays in a much more dynamic game and a greater energy. Infact, so dynamic and energetic that our national player is no where in the image.

We only appear in second 0:13 of the video with a weak dribble that leads to no where and is soon recovered by the rival player. You can tell how out-of-place and distraught our national player by his lack of orientation skills, where in second 0:21 you see him clearly heading away from the game, while the rival player appears miles away from nowhere in second 0:21 and stands there without movement, as if mocking our national player.

However, what happens next is fascinating and very aligned with our culture. You see, in Oman we're notorious for being magicians, wizards, m3alems and sa7ara, and that's exactly what happens in second 0:27 while we apply a previously prepared 7urz (3amal, spell) to the rival player.

And not only that, but we also prove it's worthiness by kicking the ball from right under the rival player's feet and looking back at the audience (second 0:29) for a victory smile. And victorious we are indeed, the rival player not only does an unwillingful handball but also admits it by shouting "Ahhh, Waish 9ar ?!" in disbelif (Translation : What happened ?!).

But no, we don't stop there, we further proof this great skill by making the rival player carry the ball to our national player and sets it perfectly on the floor for our national player to finish it with a winning goslin second 0:31 right out of the hands of the rival player.

Munthir's magician friend is our only hope.

Note : If you're wondering what's going on with the kid in the white dishdasha, he's Kuwaiti, that's why he's depressed, and ostracized to himself to a life of sodomy and drugs.

Labels: ,


2 Comments:

;By Blogger manutdfanatic, at April 24, 2008 5:38 PM  
gHahahah. Someone is so...

I'll leave that for your imagination.

 

;By Blogger Amjad, at April 24, 2008 11:59 PM  
g.... but Oman will still win, right?

 

[Post a Comment]