This blog has lost all purpose (Didn't I just say that up there ?). I really don't want to delete it, so I'll be posting some music for all of you. This is the greatest music you'll ever hear, and if you think otherwise, you have bad taste. If you think I'm an asshole, fuck you.
Know that saying "All Good things start with an M ?" .. Yeah, neither do I, but we're piloting this thing with some Michael Jackson.Michael Jackson > Tabloid JunkieClassic Pop
. I know all of you kids think you're too cool for it now. You don't have to listen to it right now, but download this shit, and put it in your MP3 player. One lucky day, you'll be driving home alone and this will come playing on a shuffle. Thank me later.Listen & DownloadLou Donaldson > Don't Worry (If There's a Hell Below, We're All Going to Go)Funk
. What do you mean you don't listen to funk ? .. Jesus Christ, Mohammed, Buddha and .. Uhh, all the rest of them important religion folk. No wonder none of you kids get laid ever. You'll listen to the damn thing and like it. You hear me ? .. You'll like the shit out of it if that's the last productive (or reproductive, because Funk gets you laid) thing you'll ever do.Listen & DownloadMadonna Ritchie > 4 Minutes (Ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland)Pop/Hip Hop
. Ok I know what you're thinking. I'm here preaching about good taste, and I pull something that sounds like what a public toilet in a Burger King in Kuwait would look like off. I uploaded this for a very simple reason, and that's because Madonna Ritchie, Jennifer Timberlake, and Timberland are the worst musicians that this planet has ever had to tolerate. Usually, for this single, you'd have to pay a significant amount of money for a fairly insignificant piece of garbage, but in the junkbox all your garbage is for free ! (Ok, I admit that the garbage logic is leaking), but I'm not gonna like your father who tells you not to smoke and then goes for a fag after (lol, your father is gay). So, smoke this fag and see the bad taste it leaves in your mouth for yourself.Listen & DownloadAlter Bridge > Break Me DownAlternative
. Ok. This is for my 13-18 year old female readers (basically, the girl in the back picking her nose, and her girlfriend on the phone). Alter Bridge's first album was one the first that I listened to when I took up rock/metal a few years back, and even though I now grew on to like stuff that have more of the "Rock & Roll, Up Your Hole" sentiment, I still frequent some of the more groomed, pretty boys from San Fransisco stuff. This is from their "Blackbird" album. More than decent, buy it. Seriously.Listen & DownloadBoy Kill Boy > Be SomebodyIndie
. Some good English Indie music. Having good musical taste means you have to help the little guy out, this is me helping the little guy out
.Listen & DownloadOpeth > Serenity Painted DeathMetal
. Clocking in at a nudge above 9 minutes, this would seem a little too tiring for musical virgins like yourself, and even though it starts off with Death Metal Growls (you know, what you people call satanic black music glorifying the devil), the music changes to something much more musical delicate before it rapes you again. Great Fucking Music this is. Just great.Listen & DownloadPure Reason Revolution > Apprentice Of The Universe.Really Weird Shit
. Very very weird experimental progressive feel to this. I don't know what to tell you about this, other than just listen to it. It's cool.Listen & DownloadBrian Setzer > Put Your Cat Clothes OnRockabilly
. Rockabilly is basically some type of original Rock & Roll (what you guys think is country). I don't know what the fuck this song is about, but I think it's about wearing animals and I'm always up for any music that encourages wearing animals (Die tree huggers !).Listen & DownloadRon DeFilippo & Clare North > You Never Played By The RulesJazz
. Ok, so your dad listens to Jazz. How about you do something that your dad actually approves of for once ? I mean, you haven't "talked" in years. Even though, throught the whole song basically Ron & Clare (I'm cool enough to call them by their first names like I I know them) are basically vocally sexing each other up, it's a good start.Listen & Download
Ok. I've had enough with giving you my good stuff. If you want more of those, leave a comment saying so or email me at ti3gib [at] gmail [dot] com. If you spam me, I'll kill your mother.