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Ti3gib's Guide To Dating Khaeegi Girls
By TI3GIB @
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Okay, so I'm sick of all my Arab friends telling me about their relationships issues, so I this is a guide that will assist you in picking up a sex partner for one night. I'm a guy, so my expertise are those on how to pick up girls, but if there are any girls that would like to share their experiences with us, please feel free to do so.
Omani :- Follow her in your car. Think of what you're going to say. Ask friends A about her name. Call your friends B and ask if they know a , and what they know about her. Call her on the phone, and talk to her for months, make sure to use fancy language like Bella La Rose, and City Centre. If you're lucky, it shouldn't take more than 3 months before you get rejected and she moves on to the next guy. Success rate : 0% Verdict : Don't bother, it's easier getting to Queen Elizabeth's room in Buckingham Palace (this is not an invitation to do so, we do not endorse this action).
Emarati :- (This only applies to the rich emirates) They're fairly easier, the only thing you need to worry about, is to avoid harassment charges. Here's an easy game that will always win you the Emarati girl, it's called "My Dad Is Richer". You need a rich Emarati kid (the first person wearing white in your admist). It's simple. The first one of you to go through the Bentley dealership, buy a Continental GT, and totals it over crazy driving wins. You may get extra points if you do drive on 2-Wheels before you total the car. You get the girl by boasting about your win and this always works. However, the results may vary with hybrid Emaratis. Success Rate : 0%, Verdict : There is no such thing as Emarati girls, there's only Emarati-Iranian-Moroccan-Omani-Indian Hybrids, and this won't work on them.
Qatari :- Ok. You court a Qatari girl the way you court any girl in the world. Only you do it in Milan, carrying her shopping bags, holding her phone to her face while she alternates between talking to her friend Farah in the Paris branch of the same botique store you're in and feeding her grapes. Peeled grapes.
You can also grab her jaw and move it up and down to chew the chewing gum in her mouth for extra points. Success Rate : 50% Verdict : Good luck.
Kuwaiti :- Smiling at her would be more than enough. Success Rate : 100% Verdict : Always gets you laid.
Bahraini :- Ok. Kinda hot and not too hard to court. Find out if she's Shiia or Sunniya. Give her a call and bash the opposite sect and smooth sailing from thereon. Success Rate : 99% Verdict : You tiger, you ;)
Saudi :- Do this But I have some suggestions to enhance your chances. I strongly suggest changing the soundtrack before presenting your display of high speed acrobatica, and for god's sake, make sure the driver of the vehicle has the hazard blinker signals on, you don't want her thinking that you're crazy or something like that ! Success Rate : 1% Verdict : According to various fatwas, the girl must be accompanied by a Muhram while being on the YouTubes, so honor that rule. This concludes our guide to Khaleegi girls, please return soon for other nationalities. I look forward to all the "int chelb wo ma mtrabey, jileel il 7aya" comments from all the angry Khaleegi girls that I've "conquered"